And Disney shall make another killing because it has the hottest commodity of all: Johnny Depp.  This is the perfect teaser trailer, because it is Johnny Depp talking to a camera, being Johnny Depp, making funny jokes about Penelope Cruz and Bloody Marys that are ON THE MOUSE (get it?!)  I’ll see this movie.  I’m sure you will too.  I mean, listen to the fun pirate music!  Fantastic.