And Disney shall make another killing because it has the hottest commodity of all: Johnny Depp. This is the perfect teaser trailer, because it is Johnny Depp talking to a camera, being Johnny Depp, making funny jokes about Penelope Cruz and Bloody Marys that are ON THE MOUSE (get it?!) I’ll see this movie. I’m sure you will too. I mean, listen to the fun pirate music! Fantastic.