No joke, I’m a fan of a good “your mom.” And I’m really a fan of the above “your mom,” which I coined yesterday while discussing Jabba the Hutt with Jon.
Jon plays Warhammer 40K and he acquired these new vehicles that look a bit like the speeders from Return of the Jedi. You know, the ones that hovered above the Pit of Sarlaac.
Anyways, since I am five I was immediately all: “YOUR MOM’S A PLEASURE BARGE” which I then realized was a stroke of brilliance because it covers so many bases. IE: Your mom’s a big ho, but she’s also a big fatty, and I also was on her last night.
I mean what did you want, your daily zen?