Guys, my life right now is a little slow.  We’re in the post Dragon*Con doldrums so there’s just not much to say, but I want to keep y’all entertained with my witty life commentary and fun stories.

So, what am I doing right now?

Well guys, the new fall television season is running and running strong.  I should probably be embarrassed about the fact that so many shows I watch are on the CW but, whatever, I can have the television taste of a 12-year old girl if I want to.  I mean, it isn’t my fault that The Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl are on the CW.  And if I want to give the new show Ringer (guys, come on, BUFFY) and the new whacked out season of America’s Next Top Model (farewell Brittany, you were gone too soon, we hardly got to re-know ye, also isn’t Shannon from Cycle 1 a little old to be on the show?) a chance?  Well?  That’s my prerogative.

Oh I’m also a little embarrassed to admit that I totally watched The Secret Circle last week.  WHATEVER, it is on right after The Vampire Diaries.  Again, I’ll give it a few more chances.   Look, I’m only semi-employed, and one can only apply to so many jobs a day!

So what else am I watching nowadays?  Well, Glee was on last night, and it is as horribly awesome as ever.  Or maybe that should be awesomely horrible.  You know that Glee is slipping when your Glee-obsessed little sister’s Facebook status is “was hit with a harsh reality tonight: Glee is actually a really bad show. And I no longer really have any interest in it…”  DISASTER guys.  Still, I’ll watch Glee, in the way that one watches a train wreck.  You just cannot look away.

Oh you know who does Glee better than Glee?  Sesame Street:

This is spot on, maybe the Sesame Street producers should take over Glee.  They’ve nailed the longing looks and the glitter!

Since the new Zooey Deschanel show, The New Girl, was one right after Glee I just kept on watching.  The show wasn’t as dreadful as I thought it would be.  Zooey’s quirk stayed mostly cute and endearing as opposed to whacky and obnoxious.  That Douchebag money jar is a funny gag as well.  I’ll give it a few more views.

Oh man sidenote guys, i just learned that Shannon from Season 1 of America’s Next Top Model is still a VIRGIN.  WHAT?! (For those who don’t know, America’s Next Top Model‘s shtick this season is bringing back crazy bitches from past seasons, that’s why we have this mix of hot mess happening).

I am also being weird and playing a video game, which never happens, I lack hand-eye coordination so I don’t play video games.  However, this Portal thing has me hooked, it is a puzzle game (I hate puzzles also) but it is sort of fun and has this macabre sense of humor and guys, THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Y’all should play Portal if you haven’t yet.  You’ll start seeing little boxes and Portal guns everywhere.

I promise that soon I will start writing about things that are not television or video games, I’m just having some major couch time this week!  Dexter doesn’t help, of course, he’s been ultra-snuggly this week, and how can you disturb a happy cat when he’s snuggled up next to you on the couch?  You can’t.

So there’s nothing to do but play more Portal.