Since I was out late last night seeing the North Carolina Theater’s production of Evita (good, although I didn’t love the Eva, which is a problem) this is really going to be short and sweet. I mean, Halloween is on MONDAY guys, and all the Halloween parties are probably this weekend, shouldn’t you, like, have your costumes ready by now?
I mean, I guess you could always go as Evita, am I right?
(Speaking of musicals, did y’all see Wednesday’s South Park? It was incredible, Trey Parker and Matt Stone co-wrote it with their Book of Mormon co-writer, Robert Lopez. It was about musicals and Tim Tebow but mostly musicals and also blow jobs and you can and should watch it right here. You and three of your friends could also be South Park characters for Halloween).
Okay but if you are really looking for something last minute and easy but unique, check out this list io9 created this list of 20 zero-effort, high-concept Halloween costumes that are guaranteed to alienate your friends. My favorite is the monolith from 2001, and also the disguised Mystique. Clever girl.
This is also unrelated to Halloween and it is also like, three weeks ago, but I just heard Beyonce’s song “Countdown” on the radio and I remembered how incredible I thought the song and the music video were. So I give this to you, my dear friends:
Actually this video has lots of great ideas! You can do the classic Audrey Hepburn like Beyonce does. You can wear one of those crazy colored body suits with that awesome hat. You could totally go as Beyonce’s mysterious baby bump that no one has actually seen since the VMAs or whatever it was. So many options guys!
Also, if this song is not played at your Halloween party it will be a not fun party. I plan on sneaking this number in several times, because it is incredible.
What will you all be wearing to your parties this weekend? I’ll be revising my Blind Mag, but that’s just because between all the cooking and prepping and starting a new job there just isn’t time to prep a new costume…and also I paid quite a bit for my Blind Mag look so I might as well wear it as much as I can! I’m definitely excited to hear what y’all are wearing though. I hope you have a super fun weekend!