No, I did not go to BroNYCon (I haven’t watched enough Friendship is Magic to be legit), but I did read this great article about BroNYCon while watching the beginning of the really dull and underwhelming
SEC West Championship BCS Championship.
I had a friend who went to a Florida game at LSU and they saw
rednecks fans rednecks dragging around dead baby alligators.
Also Alabama is just terrible.
So basically I loathe both of these teams.
Anyways, read the article on BroNYCon, it will make your night better. I mean people give testimonials on how the ponies saved their lives guys:
Steve Decker, a Maryland Brony who was selling from his stock of hundreds of My Little Pony toys, each of them carefully enclosed in a Ziploc baggie, said that “My Little Pony” saved his life when he discovered it in 2004. His work as a student loan collections officer was making him suicidal. “My job was literally to ruin peoples’ lives,” he said. “Every day, I’d hope to get into an accident and die on my way to work.” Looking for some small, simple happiness, he went to Toys “R” Us. The boy toys were all focused on killing and violence, while many of the girls’ dolls were slutty or stupid, he said. The 2-for-1 sale on My Little Ponies clinched it for him.
See guys, friendship is magic.
3 thoughts on “BroNYCon!”
I’m just trying to imagine the special hell it would be if you were a student loan collections officer. Good God, he really needed that pony.
I never really liked horses, but I did enjoy My Little Pony a lot. Sometimes you just need an animal to love.