Hey guys, guess what?! It is March, which means it is my birthday month!
You can listen to that song to get in the mood.
My birthday is in 10 days! I’m excited for many things. Like cake!
If the cake is a lie I will cut a bitch, seriously.
Also, balloons!

I really love balloons. Especially balloons on sticks.
Also, feeling special for a whole day! My birthday is on a Saturday this year too, that is the best day to have a birthday!

That’s how I’m gonna feel on my birthday. Totally.
Anyways, I’ll be posting about vaguely birthday-themed things leading up to THE DAY. And also maybe I’ll post about awesome things that happened during my birth year so we can time travel to 1985 and all its glory.
So that’s that. Happy March everyone!
the cake is not a lie. but there is no spoon.
Happy Birthday Month!