I know, I know, I’ve disappointed y’all today by not posting about Dragon*Con or my general disenchantment with Steampunk.  I can’t help it guys, fall television is back!  The Vampire Diaries happened tonight and I am happy to report that it hasn’t missed a step!  Holy balls guys, if you aren’t watching The Vampire Diaries then you need to get on it.  This show is ten million times better than it needs to be and every episode has at least one WTF moment.  And the cast is all extremely good looking and extremely compelling, especially Ian Somerhalder as sexy awesome Damon.  Also this episode we learned why Stefan is called Ripper and it isn’t at all for the same reason that Giles was called Ripper and guys, amazing, WATCH THIS SHOW GUYS.

So yes, the reason I did not spit up a blog post tonight is because I was totally watching The Vampire Diaries.

So in lieu of fascinating content about the nerd world I’ll give you this video that I found floating around the internet last week.  If you haven’t seen it yet then you need to watch it right now.

Oh man guys.  I bet it wouldn’t surprise you at all if I told you that this is pretty much exactly what my internal monologue sounds like.  My favorite games to play in my head are “Wig or not a wig,” “Weave or not a weave,” “Real boobies or fake boobies,” and “Fat or fetus.”  So when Belle is all: “I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WIIIIIIIIG” my little heart jumped with glee.

Anyways, watch, enjoy, watch again, it will keep you entertained until I can come up with some actual content.  Or, you know, until I turn off the CW.