Once again it is Wednesday, and once again it is time for another amazing Work of Art episode and a hopefully amazing Work of Art liveblog. Just a refresher: last week we our thirteen contestants were now twelve, and they still had names like Sucklord and Jazz-Minh (ungh), and the contestants weathered their third challenge. This challenge required the contestants to make a piece inspired by Andy Warhol, and the guest judge was pop artist and Andy Warhol lover Rob Pruitt. Oh, also, it was a . DOOM. Young won with his pink and interactive anti-Proposition 8 piece, and he also got a big spread in Entertainment Weekly. Kymia should have won with her boobs and water bottle piece but boobs are not allowed in Entertainment Weekly, so I think she sabotaged herself. Dusty, Jazz-Minh (ungh), Leon and Michelle were in the bottom four, and Leon and Jazz-Minh were eliminated. See ya Jazz-Minh, you . Oh and also was all “Bayete you are lucky you had elimination this week” which was bitchy and hilarious!
This week the artists are paired up with a kid(!!!) and have to make art based by the kid(!!!) and this should be hilarious. I cannot wait to see what Sucklord does. And how many times he curses in front of his poor kid. Oh lord, these poor kids.
9:00: Yay everyone is sitting around at the loft and waiting and being nervous yay…and in comes Young Sun and Kymia and Dusty and Michelle. Dusty is all “my family, I need to get back on track for my family” and Young is all “yay I won but I don’t have immunity so, balls.”
9:01: Oh man they have a little chalk board list with everyone’s birthdays and zodiac signs and ages and people are being CROSSED OFF as they get eliminated. That is awesome. You know what isn’t awesome? CHINA’S STUPID RED DRESS THAT HAS A HOLE IN IT.
9:02: The sun rises over New York City, and our intrepid artists head out for the day, and discover a studio filled with CHILDREN. WHAAAAT. Sucklord is perplexed because there is a little girl sitting at his desk. He immediately says “I AM THE SUCKLORD” and that poor kid looks so confused.
9:03: Michelle is paired with a boy who is drawing a scorpion tail and he regards her kid with a bit of fear. Dusty is all over this challenge because he teaches 5th graders. Bayete is pretty much worried that the kids will draw better than he can which, valid. Oh hey China has bangs now, when did that happen. They look good!
9:04: Look! Sarah Jessica Parker! Kymia calls her a “fairy art-mother” which is awesome. SJP introduces the kids who are from Studio in a School, and they are from the NYC public school system. Dusty is super thrilled about this whole thing. Each kid has brought a work of art they have done, and the challenge is to create a work of art that is inspired by and compliments the kids’ works of art.
9:05: SJP gets to be a judge i think? Random observation: Lola looks like Eliza Dushku. So, we meet the kids. Sara P. has a little girl named Zelda who has made a word collage. Dusty is paired with a boy named Kei, who has a piece with a lot of negative space. Liora and Isabel, who are with Bayete I think, have this lovely line drawing piece, and their work has already been in a gallery lucky her. Marlo, who is with Sarah K., did a silhouette piece.
9:06: Reynie, who is with Sucklord, did a painting of a Harry Potter tree thing. Sucklord is thrilled by Reynie because she was raised by parents who had Star Wars figures on top of their wedding cake, so she’s a big nerd too! Victory!
9:07: SJP and China leave. Gabriel, who is with Sun, did a bird mobile. Kyle, who is with Tewz, did some kind of a vegetable piece? i have no idea. Anyways everyone is brainstorming now. Lola’s kid is all “oh no, doom,” which, yeah.
9:08: Kymia is paired with a girl named Alana, whose piece is a carrot on a beach. This really stumps Kymia because, I mean, a carrot on a beach? But Alana appears to be full of like, stories, of this little girl who eats carrots and has dropped her carrot and likes carrots or something like that? Anyways, the kids all go away now.
9:09: And our contestants go to Utrecht. We get Lola’s backstory. Her mom dated Al Pacino for TEN YEARS which is INSANE LOLA WHY HAVE YOU NOT TOLD US THIS BEFORE?!?! Wow. Tewz, who had one of the vegetable pieces by a kid named Kyle, decides to make a piece about the idea of growth and growing, using the word “grow.” I hope he makes it all grafftti and what not. Oh also evidently his graffiti got him a scholarship to the Art Institute of Chicago, which is cool. Yay Tewz.
9:10: Sucklord is worried about letting his kid down. He’s getting all choked up about the kid. aw, Sucklord has a heart. Sucklord is GROWING on me guys, I know he seems like such a douche but maybe he isn’t really a douche? Sucklord loves being around kids, probably because he’s a big kid himself. That’s sort of adorable. And I was all worried about how he’d handle this, guess I was wrong!